Ladies and gents, brace yourselves for a wild ride through the labyrinth of the legal system of good ol’ Alabama. The Heart of Dixie, beloved for its southern charm and sweet tea, hides a quirky secret within its law books.
We traverse some of the most bewildering, head-shakingly amusing laws you have ever seen. And remember, folks, truth is often stranger than fiction!
Don’t Go Spitting Orange Peels on the Sidewalk, Folks! It’s Against the Law
Alabama is one of those states that still has laws in the book regarding public behavior and decency.
So best practice is not to spit orange peels, banana peels, or other peels onto public sidewalks. This may seem like common sense, but it’s actually against the law in Alabama for someone to do so.
Sprinkling Salt on a Railroad Track Might Not Win You Any Awards… It Could Be “Punishable by Death”
Salting your food would be highly recommended in Alabama, but when it comes to railway tracks, don’t even think about sprinkling salt on them. It could land you a hefty fine or “punishment by death!”
A Redditor commented, “There was an 1880 law that made it illegal to put salt on the tracks with the intent to lure livestock to the tracks (which was done by farmers angered off at the trains). I can’t find evidence of this being a capital offense, but back then, there were not really a lot of options for punishment, and a death penalty for trying to destroy a train isn’t necessarily unreasonable.”
Impersonating a Priest? Thou Shalt Not! It’s Illegal
As blasphemous and heretical as it might sound, impersonating a priest is against the law in Alabama.
According to state laws, anyone found pretending to be an ordained minister may face criminal charges of fraud or misrepresentation.
It’s Against the Law to Rock a Fake Mustache Inside a Church
If you’re looking for attention, wearing a fake mustache inside an Alabama church is not the way to go.
The state’s law says wearing a false mustache that causes laughter in church is illegal. So don’t be surprised if you get arrested for rocking one at a prayer service!
Say Goodbye to Your Desire of Spraying Silly String! The Law Has Declared It Illegal
Are you a fan of silly string? Well, you won’t be able to show it off in Alabama – at least not legally.
The state has made spraying silly string inside any public building illegal. So, if you’re looking for an unforgettable prank, this isn’t the way!
Don’t Risk Getting on the “Wrong Side of the Law” by Opening an Umbrella on the Street
Did you know opening an umbrella on the streets is illegal in some places? If you live in Alabama, opening an umbrella could land you in trouble.
So, if you’re ever caught in the rain without protection from the elements, don’t risk opening that umbrella!
Do you want to Have Some Fun? Turns Out, Wearing a Mask in Public Is Against the Law
Although masks are now ubiquitous, you may be surprised to learn that wearing a mask in public is illegal in Alabama.
Don’t Even Think About Putting an Ice Cream Cone in Your Back Pocket! It’s a Crime
If the triple scoop ice cream cone calls your name, don’t get too carried away! Putting an ice cream cone in your back pocket is illegal in Alabama.
Selling Peanuts After Sundown on Wednesdays: The Ultimate Crime
Selling peanuts after sundown on Wednesdays is considered a criminal offense in Alabama. Wait, what?
You Can Merrily Drive the Wrong Way Down a One-Way Street, All With a Fancy Lantern on Your Vehicle’s Front
You can drive the wrong way down a one-way street in Alabama with a fancy lantern on your vehicle’s front.
Bear Wrestling Matches Are Illegal
Promoting, engaging in, or being employed at a bear wrestling match is illegal. Grizzlies are breathing a sigh of relief, we’re sure!
Sundays: A Day of Rest for Dominoes, Not a Game To Be Played
Playing dominos on Sunday is strictly prohibited. I guess you’ll have to stick to Scrabble.
No Blindfolded Driving
Driving while blindfolded is not allowed. Because who would’ve guessed?
City Fountains Are Off-Limits for Impromptu Swimming Sessions
Swimming in a city fountain is prohibited. So you better stick to the pool to cool off on hot summer days!
In Anniston, Wearing Blue Jeans While Walking Down Noble Street Is Illegal
Wearing blue jeans while walking down Noble Street in Anniston is illegal. So, if you’re ever in the area, avoiding this offense is best!
Love Knows No Bounds in Alabama – Incestuous Marriages Are Completely Legal
Incestuous relationships are legal in Alabama, so long as all those involved are over 16. Sure, it’s not recommended by most people, but hey… love is love!
In Divorce Cases, Women Are Entitled To Retain All Pre-Marital Property, Whereas This Law does Not protect Men
In divorce cases, Alabama laws are heavily biased in favor of women, as they are entitled to retain any pre-marital property acquired before the marriage.
This law sadly does not protect men from losing their pre-marital property after a marriage. The only way for men to prevent this is to sign a prenuptial agreement before the wedding.
Hoodie Ban
In Mobile, it’s against the law to wear a hoodie. Don’t get too comfy!
No Swearing
You cannot use any form of profanity in the presence of a dead body in a funeral home or a coroner’s office. Respect, after all!
You’d Have To Wait Until 21 to Legally Raise a Glass in Alabama. Cheers to That
In Alabama, it is illegal for someone under 21 to purchase alcohol. If you want to celebrate with a drink, wait until your 21st birthday!
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15 Most Expensive States To Own A Car
Well, folks, it’s time to buckle up and take a ride through the priciest states to own a car. We’re not talking about a leisurely Sunday drive, either. This is more of a white-knuckle journey through the land of towering auto cost mountains, where ‘budget-friendly’ is a foreign language, and your wallet might need a seatbelt.
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