25 Ridiculously Hilarious Things Everyone Does but Too Embarrassed To Admit

Chela Mibei
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Have you ever found yourself doing something so outrageous or bizarre that it made you question if you were the only one who does it? Look no further as we present to you 25 of the most ridiculously hilarious things that everyone does but is too embarrassed to admit. From talking to yourself in the mirror to pretending to be a celebrity while singing in the shower, we all have the little quirks that make us unique.

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But let’s face it; these things are what make life so much more interesting and entertaining. So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh your heart out as you discover which one of these outrageous habits you are guilty of. Are you ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join the fun? Let’s dive in!

Calling someone “buddy” because you forgot their name

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Let’s be honest; we have all been there – you bump into someone you vaguely know, but their name completely escapes you at that moment. So, instead of awkwardly admitting you have forgotten their name, you confidently pull out the good old “buddy” card. Sure, it’s not the most polite thing to do, but it does buy you some time to try and recall their name without coming across as a total knob. Plus, let’s face it, it’s a pretty hilarious move that can work like a charm in social situations.

The only downside? You run the risk of offending your “buddy” if they catch on that you don’t actually remember their name. But hey, it’s a risk we’re all willing to take for the sake of social grace. So go ahead and call that guy “buddy” one more time; as long as you follow up with an apologetic smile and maybe even offer a handshake, you should be good to go.

Carefully inspecting an item at the grocery store because someone is standing in front of the one you actually want

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Ah, the classic grocery store conundrum. You stroll down the aisle with your shopping list in hand, only to find that the one item you need is being blocked by someone inspecting every single brand and flavor of the same product. Do you politely wait for them to finish their inspection, or do you awkwardly try to reach around them to grab what you need? For those of us who choose the former, we know the struggle of trying to maintain a calm exterior while secretly seething inside.

We carefully examine every other option on the shelf, pretending to be interested in something we clearly have no intention of purchasing. And all the while, we’re silently pleading for the person in front of us to make a decision already. Because let’s face it, we all have places to be and things to do. And sometimes, that thing is just getting that one item we need from the grocery store.

Getting flustered and saying the wrong thing when someone said “bless you”

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Sitting in a quiet room and suddenly sneezing out of nowhere. Immediately, we hear that kind soul saying, “bless you,” and our minds go completely blank. Suddenly, we’re sweating bullets, scrambling for something to say that won’t make us sound like a weirdo.

Do we say “thanks” like a normal person? Or do we get creative and come up with something like “may your crops always be plentiful”? It’s a struggle, folks. And don’t even get me started on when someone sneezes multiple times. Do we keep saying “bless you” over and over again until they’re done? Or do we just give up after the third sneeze? It’s a dilemma that plagues us all.

Stumbling and turning it into a funny dance

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Oh, stumbling, you hilarious little devil. We’ve all been there, done that. But what if I told you that stumbling can be turned into a funny dance move? Hear me out, friends. The next time you find yourself teetering on the brink of embarrassment, just go with it and flail your arms like you’re doing the Macarena.

Add a little hip wiggle and a fake smile, and voila! You’ve just created the Stumble Shuffle. Trust me, everyone will be watching, but this time they’ll be laughing with you, not at you. So embrace your inner klutz and get ready to boogie!

Taking a break from the internet on your computer to check out the internet on your phone

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We’ve all taken a break from the internet on our computers, only to immediately check out the internet on our phones. It’s like we just can’t get enough of the digital world, no matter how much we try to disconnect. Maybe it’s the fear of missing out on the latest memes or the temptation to scroll through social media feeds while pretending to be productive.

Whatever the reason may be, we can’t help but feel a little guilty for succumbing to the lure of the internet yet again. But hey, at least we can take comfort in knowing that we’re not alone in this hilarious habit.

Bringing a book to the beach and not actually reading it

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Picture this: you’ve packed your tote bag with all the beach essentials – sunscreen, sunglasses, snacks, and of course, a book. As you lay your towel out on the sand, you crack open the pages of your novel, ready to immerse yourself in the story. But then, your attention wanders as you people-watch, soak up the sun, and take in the sound of the waves crashing nearby. Before you know it, you’ve spent hours by the shore without actually reading a single page of your book.

It’s like bringing a date to a party and spending the whole night chatting with your friends instead. Sometimes, you just gotta go with the flow and let the beach vibes take over. After all, who said bringing a book to the beach was solely for the purpose of reading? It’s all about the aesthetic, baby. Plus, it gives you the perfect excuse to show off your latest literary find, even if you don’t get around to reading it. So, the next time someone asks why you brought a book to the beach if you weren’t planning on reading it, just tell them you’re living your most stylish life.

Hitting the elevator button multiple times

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Ah, the elevator button – that small yet powerful device that can make us all feel like we’re in control. Admit it; we’ve all been guilty of hitting that button multiple times, as if our repeated taps will magically make the doors open faster. But why do we do it? Is it because we’re impatient? Is it because we have an unconscious need to be in charge? Or maybe it’s just a way to release some built-up stress from our day.

Whatever the reason, it’s a universal experience that brings us all together in a moment of shared humanity – and quite frankly, it’s hilarious to watch someone frantically hitting that button like they’re playing some sort of elevator-themed video game. So embrace your inner elevator button pusher – just be prepared for some chuckles from your fellow passengers.

Reading directions on a box of food, throwing it in the trash, then retrieving it because you’ve forgotten everything already

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So, you find yourself standing in the kitchen, hungry and ready to whip up a quick meal. You grab a box of food, glance at the directions on the back, and promptly toss it in the trash. But as soon as you turn around, your brain goes blank, as all memory of the cooking instructions has vanished into thin air.

Feeling a little foolish, you dig the box out of the garbage, dust it off, and try to make sense of the jumble of words and pictures. It’s a classic dilemma that we’ve all experienced at some point in our cooking adventures. Don’t worry; you’re not alone in your forgetfulness. And hey, at least you’re resourceful enough to fish the box out of the trash, right?

Lying to the doctor when they ask about your alcoholic drink consumption

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Let’s be real – we all love a good drink or two (or three) from time to time. But when it comes to visiting the doctor, suddenly, we start feeling like the ultimate goody-two-shoes. “How many alcoholic drinks do you have per week?” they ask, and before you know it, you’re downplaying your Friday night tipsy antics as a mere “glass of wine.” But why do we do this? Is it fear of judgment? A desire to appear “healthy”? Or perhaps the deep-rooted belief that telling the truth will somehow cause our liver to combust spontaneously?

Whatever the reason, we’ve all been guilty of lying to our doctor at some point. But let’s make a pact to quit the fibbing and be honest with our healthcare providers – after all, they’re not here to judge us; they’re here to help us keep our bodies healthy and happy. Plus, who knows? They might even have some tips for avoiding that dreaded hangover. Cheers to honesty, folks!

Accidentally sending a text to the person you’re talking about

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Oh, the joys of digital communication! In an age where our phones are practically glued to our hands, we’ve all experienced the horror of sending a text about someone to that very person by accident. It’s like the digital version of putting your foot in your mouth and then tripping over it. Suddenly, you’re frantically typing out apologies while mentally kicking yourself for not double-checking the recipient before hitting send.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this embarrassing blunder, from mistaking your boss for your bestie to accidentally confessing your crush to the crush in question. So the next time you feel your stomach drop as you realize what you’ve done, just remember that you’re in good company.

Eating a “family size” bag of chips by yourself

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You’re sitting on the couch, binge-watching your favorite show, and suddenly you realize you’ve demolished a “family size” bag of chips all by yourself. If you’re guilty of this, don’t worry, you’re not alone. It’s something we’ve all done at one point or another. But let’s be real, who even decided that a bag of chips meant to feed an entire family?

These things practically scream, “eat me all by yourself!” And honestly, can you blame us? The salty, crunchy goodness is just too irresistible. So go ahead and treat yourself to a bag of chips; just maybe skip the “family size” label and call it a personal snack instead.

Ignoring an email for weeks, then writing back and saying, “Somehow this ended up in my spam folder”

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Who hasn’t ignored an email for weeks and then come up with a flimsy excuse to justify their negligence? It’s the digital age equivalent of avoiding a phone call and then pretending like you didn’t see it ringing. We’ve all done it and know deep down that we have no one to blame but ourselves. But, hey, at least we have a go-to excuse that can save our reputation in the eyes of our colleagues and friends. “Somehow this ended up in my spam folder” – classic.

It’s like the scapegoat of digital communication. And let’s face it; sometimes our spam folder does have a mind of its own. But, more often than not, we simply didn’t prioritize the email and pushed it down to the bottom of our to-do list. So, next time you find yourself in this situation, just own up to your procrastination and hope for forgiveness. And who knows, maybe you’ll get a laugh out of it.

Using the bathroom at a friend’s house and peeking at their medicine cabinet

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Let’s talk about the ultimate bathroom taboo…snooping in your friend’s medicine cabinet! It’s almost an unwritten rule that a quick glance into their stash is necessary when using someone else’s bathroom. You never know what kind of juicy secrets you might uncover…maybe your friend has a secret stash of anti-aging creams, or perhaps they’re on some sort of medication that you didn’t even know existed.

But let’s be real; we’ve all experienced that moment of panic when we accidentally knock something over and have to quickly put it back in its place, trying to pretend like we didn’t just invade our friend’s privacy. Don’t worry; you’re not alone in this guilty pleasure!

Lowering the music on your car stereo so you can see better

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The classic move of adjusting the volume on your car stereo so you can see better. We’ve all been there, right? As if turning down the music is going to increase our ability to read signs or spot that pesky pothole. But nevertheless, we persist in this ridiculous habit. Maybe it’s because we think we’ll hear sirens better, or maybe it’s just a strange quirk of human behavior.

Either way, it’s one of those outrageous things we all do that never fails to make us laugh at ourselves. So the next time you catch yourself turning down the tunes in order to focus better on the road, just remember: you’re not alone in your absurdity.

Searching for your phone while holding it in your hand

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Have you ever found yourself frantically searching for your phone, only to realize it’s been in your hand the entire time? Don’t worry; you’re not alone in this seemingly ridiculous behavior. In fact, searching for something that’s literally already in our grasp is a common occurrence among us humans. It’s almost as if our brains are wired to overlook the obvious, causing us to panic and scramble around like headless chickens until we finally spot our elusive device.

But hey, who can blame us? With everything else going on in our daily lives, it’s understandable that sometimes the simplest things can slip our minds, even if they’re right under our noses. So next time you catch yourself searching for your phone while holding it in your hand, just take a deep breath, embrace the absurdity of the moment, and don’t forget to laugh at yourself a little bit. After all, life gets a lot less stressful when we learn to poke fun at our own quirks and foibles.

Seeing an outrageous price on something at a store and pretending you’re still considering it

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We’ve all been there before. You walk into a store, minding your own business, when suddenly, your eyes meet with something that you can’t live without. You reach for it, your heart racing with anticipation when you notice the price tag. It’s outrageous! But do you just put it back? Of course not. You’re a master of the art of pretending. You’ll hold it up, turn it around, stroke it lovingly (don’t be weird – we’re talking about a piece of furniture here!), all while pretending to weigh your options.

The truth is, you know you’re not going to buy it. But that won’t stop you from putting on a show. After all, it’s not every day that you get the chance to exercise your acting skills in front of an attentive audience – a.k.a. the store employees who are probably rolling their eyes behind your back. So go ahead and ham it up, my friend. You never know who might be watching.

Pretending you’re in a movie while listening to music on headphones and walking down the street

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Who hasn’t popped in their headphones, cranked up the tunes, and imagined themselves as the star of a dramatic action sequence while strolling down the street? Admit it; we’ve all done it. From feeling like a badass action hero dodging imaginary obstacles to pretending we’re in a romantic comedy with a perfectly timed soundtrack, the power of music and our imagination is unbeatable. And the best part? No one else knows what’s going on in our heads, which only adds to the fun.

So next time you catch yourself strutting down the street like you own the place while mouthing the words to your favorite song, just remember, you’re not alone. We’re all guilty of a little harmless movie-magic make-believe.

Wielding a bare wrapping paper tube as a lightsaber

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There is something inherently thrilling about pretending to wield a bare wrapping paper tube as a lightsaber. Whether you’re a full-blown Star Wars fanatic or just a casual franchise admirer, there’s something undeniably hilarious about striking down imaginary enemies with a flimsy cardboard tube.

And let’s not forget about the satisfying “swoosh” sound that comes with each dramatic movement. It’s a universal guilty pleasure that almost everyone has indulged in at least once in their lifetime. So go ahead and channel your inner Jedi, swing that tube with all your might, and embrace the absurdity of it all. After all, life is too short not to have a little fun.

Offering some truly transparent fake laughter

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The art of offering transparent fake laughter. We’ve all been there, haven’t we? That moment when someone tells a joke that falls flat or shares an anecdote that elicits a pity chuckle at best. So what do we do? We plaster on a big, toothy grin and let out a laugh that sounds about as genuine as a three-dollar bill. But let’s be real here; we do it out of kindness. We don’t want to hurt their feelings.

And who knows, maybe a little fake laughter will give them the confidence boost they need to keep the conversation going. So go ahead, and give it a try. Just make sure you don’t overdo it, or you might end up sounding like a maniacal hyena who’s lost their marbles.

Sitting on your bed in a towel for far longer than necessary

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We’ve all been there. You hop out of the shower, wrap yourself in a cozy towel and plop down on your bed for just a minute. But that minute turns into five, and before you know it, you’ve spent a solid 15 minutes sitting on your bed in a towel. Why do we do this? Is it the comfort of the towel? The laziness that comes after a nice, hot shower? Who knows. But one thing is for sure – it’s an outrageously hilarious thing that everyone does.

Maybe it’s because we’re secretly hoping someone will walk in and see us sitting there like a Queen in our towel throne. Or maybe it’s just the simple pleasure of doing absolutely nothing for a few moments. Either way, let’s embrace our inner towel-sitting royalty and enjoy those extra few moments of comfort before getting on with our day.

Overthinking eye contact

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Let’s confess it; we all have been there. You meet someone new, and their gaze locks with yours. Suddenly, your mind goes into overdrive, trying to read the meaning behind every micro-expression and eye movement. Do they like you? Are they interested, or are they just trying to be polite?

Your anxiety and self-doubt grow with each passing second, turning every simple interaction into a full-blown detective mission. Overthinking eye contact can be a real joy-killer, so the next time you find yourself in this situation, try to relax and embrace the uncertainty. After all, the best things in life come when we let go of our fears and jump into the unknown.

Carrying way too much from your car so you can “make it in one trip”

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The infamous “make it in one trip” mentality when unloading the car. We’ve all been guilty of this at some point in our lives, and let’s be real, it’s a true test of strength, balance, and determination. After a long day at the grocery store, it can be tempting to haul all those bags, the 24-pack of water bottles, and the family-sized pack of toilet paper all at once to avoid making multiple trips. But let’s face it, we end up looking like a pack mule, struggling to keep our balance while attempting to unlock the front door.

And let’s not forget the moment of panic when we hear one of the bags rip or the water bottles slip out of our grasp. In the end, we may save a few minutes, but at what cost? Our backs and arms will be feeling the burn for hours to come. So, let’s cut ourselves some slack, make those multiple trips, and avoid the unnecessary struggle. Your body will thank you later.

Buying 20 T-shirts, but only wearing three of them

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Ah, the classic case of buying 20 T-shirts but only wearing three. We’ve all been guilty of this at some point in our lives. Whether it’s the thrill of a good sale or the unshakable belief that we will one day need that hot pink tank top with the sequined unicorn on it, we just can’t seem to resist stocking up our closets with more shirts than we could ever possibly wear.

And yet, here we are, with only a select few actually making the cut into our wardrobe rotation. It’s almost as if the rest of our T-shirt collection is nothing more than a colorful reminder of our impulsive tendencies. But hey, at least we’ll always have the option of dressing up as a walking rainbow for Halloween.

Going to the beach and spending 45 minutes looking for the perfect spot

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Nothing says summer more than the sun, sand, and the sea. But let’s be real; when it comes to finding the perfect spot on that sandy stretch, it can easily turn into a mission impossible. You know the drill – you walk up and down the beach, scanning your surroundings for that ideal location. Somewhere not too crowded but not too isolated. Somewhere with shade, but not too close to the water’s edge. And let’s not forget the ultimate challenge – finding that sweet spot without any sandflies or kids running around screaming.

Before you know it, 45 minutes have passed, and you’re still searching for that elusive perfect spot. But hey, the journey is half the fun, right? Just keep telling yourself that as you lug your beach chair and umbrella around like a pack mule.

Pulling back the shower curtain just to make sure there are no serial killers hiding behind there

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Let’s just admit it; we’re all guilty of pulling back the shower curtain just to make sure that there are no serial killers hiding behind there! It’s a habit we’ve developed after watching too many horror movies or crime TV shows. We enter the bathroom with a sense of caution and suspicion, wondering if there’s someone lurking there waiting to pounce on us. So, we take a deep breath, brace ourselves, and yank the curtain back.

Of course, we’re always relieved to find no one there, but that doesn’t stop us from doing it every time we step into the shower. It’s a quirky little behavior, a harmless expression of our overactive imaginations. So, the next time you’re getting ready to take a shower, don’t forget to check behind the curtain. You never know when a serial killer might decide to take up residence in your bathroom!

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