Ladies, we all have our covert operations behind closed doors, hidden from the XY-chromosome carriers in our lives. From secret beauty rituals to guilty pleasures and good old-fashioned self-care, we keep these treasures to ourselves.
Don’t worry, today we’re revealing the inside scoop on 17 things women do when they’re alone. Grab a comfy blanket, your favorite snack, and get ready for an adventure into the enchanting realm of female secrets. Prepare to be pleasantly amazed!
Eating a Subway sandwich and making a thorough mess with all those veggies and sauces oozing out the side
Let’s talk about something that all of us can relate to: eating a Subway sandwich and making an absolute mess in the process! We’ve all been there, right ladies? Whether you’re alone in your room or with a friend, when you sink your teeth into that delicious sandwich, it’s all downhill from there. Suddenly, the lettuce is falling out the side, the mayo is oozing down your fingers, and the tomato is escaping its bread confinement. But don’t worry; you’re not alone in this messy endeavor.
In fact, it might just be one of those things we girls do behind closed doors and keep hidden from guys. So, embrace the mess and keep some napkins handy because life is too short to worry about a few sandwich crumbs.
Having hairy legs and looking like a grizzly bear
Ladies, let’s get real here. We’ve all been there – letting our leg hair grow out a bit longer than we should, feeling like a grizzly bear instead of a smooth-skinned goddess. Maybe it’s because we’re too busy or too lazy to shave, or maybe it’s because we want to embrace our natural selves.
Whatever the reason, hairy legs behind closed doors are common for many of us gals. And while we may keep this little secret hidden from the guys in our lives, it’s important to remember that having body hair is entirely natural. So go ahead and rock those grizzly bear legs if you want to – just make sure you do it with confidence and pride!
Studying our facial pores
Let’s talk about something that we ladies do behind closed doors but don’t really like to admit – studying our facial pores! That’s right; we’ve all spent countless hours analyzing our skin, examining those pesky little blackheads and whiteheads, and maybe even breaking out some magnifying mirrors for a closer look.
But did you know that pores are actually tiny openings in our skin that allow sweat and oil to reach the surface? And they can become clogged with dirt, bacteria, and dead skin cells, leading to acne and other skin issues. So next time you’re examining your pores, remember that it’s not just about aesthetics – it’s all about keeping your skin healthy and happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even impress your next dermatologist appointment with your newfound knowledge!
Leaving the dress and red pumps, we wore last month lying about the place
Fellas, listen up. We know you love to think that you know everything about us ladies, but let’s get real. There are things that we do behind closed doors that we keep hidden from you. And one of those things is leaving our dresses and shoes lying about the place. You see, it’s not that we’re necessarily messy or forgetful. It’s just that we want to preserve the memory of that killer outfit we wore last month. So, we leave it out as a reminder of how damn good we looked.
Those red pumps? Yeah, we remember them. They’re not just shoes; they’re a statement. And we want to savor that statement a little while longer. So next time you see our clothes and shoes strewn about, don’t be so quick to judge. It’s just us holding onto a little piece of our fabulous selves.
Breaking our diet ‘coz we spotted the macarons in the window of our favorite bakery
Ah, breaking our diet – it’s something ALL of us girls have done at least once. The struggle is real when we walk past our favorite bakery and spot those delicious macarons in the window. All our healthy eating suddenly goes out the window, and we find ourselves drooling over those colorful, sugary delights.
But who can resist? Those delicate shells filled with creamy ganache are like culinary sirens, luring us into their irresistible charm. We tell ourselves, “just one won’t hurt,” only to find ourselves swept away in a whirlwind of indulgence, devouring the entire box. Ah, such is life – a sweet symphony of temptation and guilty pleasures. Besides, we can always start our diet again tomorrow, right? *winks*
Not showering for a whole weekend
The weekend. A time to unwind, relax, and… not shower? Yes, you read that right. Believe it or not, one of the things girls do behind closed doors (but keep hidden from guys) is not showering for a whole weekend. Now before you get grossed out, let me explain. Sometimes, after a long week of work or school, the last thing a girl wants to do is stand in the shower and get all dolled up.
It’s a rare opportunity to let their hair down (literally) and just enjoy some downtime without any pressure to look put together. Plus, it’s not like they’re out there running marathons or breaking a sweat at the gym. So yeah, maybe skipping a shower for a day or two isn’t the most glamorous thing in the world, but we’re only human. And who knows, maybe going all natural is the secret to that effortless, dewy glow all the beauty bloggers are raving about.
Stalking the ex on social media
Stalking the ex on social media is a guilty pleasure so many girls can’t resist. We know it’s unhealthy and won’t do us any favors, but there’s an irresistible allure to scrolling through their feed and playing detective in their life without us.
And let’s not forget the little adrenaline rush when we accidentally “like” a photo from three years ago, only to quickly unlike it. But come on, ladies – this habit isn’t doing us any good. It’s high time we hit that unfollow button and start focusing on our own lives instead of obsessing over someone else’s. Let’s keep the drama on Netflix, shall we? 😉
After all, there are so many better things we could be doing behind closed doors – like bingeing on chocolate, dancing around in our underwear, or simply enjoying some much-needed alone time. So let’s give ourselves a break and ditch the social media stalking, shall we? Our mental health will thank us for it.
Farting
Let’s talk about the elephant in the room, or should I say, the foul-smelling gas in the air. Yes, ladies, we fart too. It’s a natural bodily function that we can’t always control, yet we go to great lengths to conceal it from the male species. We’ve all been there, from pretending it was just our chair squeaking to quickly blaming it on the dog.
But did you know that, on average, people pass gas 14 times a day? That’s right; we’re not alone in our farting endeavors. So, let’s all take a deep breath and embrace our flatulence because it’s just another bodily function we have no reason to be ashamed of at the end of the day. And, if any guy has a problem with it, that’s just their loss.
Picking boogers
Folks, let’s get real for a second. We’ve all been there – sitting alone in our room, scrolling through Instagram or watching TV- suddenly, out of nowhere, you feel that sneaky little tickle in your nose. You try to resist it. You really do. But before you know it, your hand is digging for gold. That’s right; we’re talking about picking boogers. It may not be something we like to admit, but it’s a universal truth that girls (and guys, for that matter) have been guilty of this behind closed doors.
Yet, it’s something that we all keep hidden from the opposite sex. Maybe it’s a little gross, but let’s be real – everyone’s got their own quirks, and this is just one of ours. So, the next time you’re hanging out with your girl, and she excuses herself for a moment, just know that she may be taking care of a little nose business. And hey, let’s not judge – we’ve all got stuff we’d rather keep hidden!
“Aww,” ing at the un-aww-worthy!
Ah, the art of “aww” ing. It’s something that girls have mastered since the beginning of time. It’s like an involuntary response to anything remotely cute or heartwarming. But let’s be real here; sometimes, we take it too far. We “aww” at the un-aww-worthy. Have you ever caught yourself “aww” ing at a baby in a commercial for a cleaning product?
Or, gasp at a picture of your ex’s new puppy on Instagram? It’s okay; we’ve all been there. It’s like our brains have been programmed to “aww” at the smallest things. But we can’t help it! It’s just part of our DNA as girls. So, next time you catch yourself “aww” ing at something that’s not actually that cute, just embrace it. It’s one of the many quirks that make us human.
Sometimes eating more than some of our guy friends could
Ladies, let’s spill the beans on something that might make our guy friends green with envy – our extraordinary eating prowess. You heard it right. Sometimes, we can out-chow even the mightiest of men. But here’s the catch – we don’t always flaunt this talent. We’d rather not be judged for having a healthy appetite or defy societal norms.
So, we keep our gastronomic triumphs behind closed doors, savoring our favorite dishes in secret. But let me tell you, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with relishing a sumptuous feast and proudly rocking that food baby. So go ahead, grab that second (or third) serving, and revel in the glory of out-eating your guy friends – it’s a true mark of being a badass, independent woman. Bon appétit!
Talking about our Best Friend
Ah yes, talking about our best friend. This is something that every girl can relate to. It’s like having a secret treasure that we keep hidden from the rest of the world. Girls do this all the time when they are alone, and it’s one of those things that just brings us pure joy. We talk about our best friend’s quirks, funny stories, secrets, and flaws.
We know them inside out, and we are proud to say that we have a friend who truly understands us. It’s this bond that makes us feel invincible, and we know that no matter what happens, our best friend will be there to lift us up. So, go ahead and talk about your best friend because there’s no shame in loving the ones who love us unconditionally.
Ramp-walking. Particularly on those days when we buy new clothes and no one’s at home
Ramp-walking the hidden talent of many girls behind closed doors. We all have those days when we splurge on new clothes and can’t wait to take them for a spin. And what better way to test out our new outfits than by strutting down the hallway like a supermodel? The best part is there’s no one around to judge us or ask us to tone it down.
We can let loose, throw some sass, and show off our new threads without any inhibitions. It’s a liberating and confidence-boosting experience, and hey, who knows, maybe we’ll get discovered by a talent scout. Just remember to perfect that walk before hitting the real runway, ladies.
Faking Climax
This is a topic that’s been heavily discussed in movies, TV shows, and even in whispers among friends. But what about behind closed doors? According to the ladies, it’s a common occurrence. In fact, studies have shown that up to 80% of women have faked climax at least once in their lives. Why do we do it? Some say it’s to spare their partner’s feelings; others say it’s to speed things up when they’re just not feeling it.
But here’s the thing, ladies (and guys who might be reading this), faking it only hurts you in the long run. It reinforces the idea that sex is solely for the pleasure of men and that our own pleasure is secondary.
Peeing in the Shower
Peeing in the shower is the ultimate taboo topic that no one wants to talk about, but we all secretly do. And ladies, let’s be real; we’ve all done it at least once. But why is it such a big deal? Is it because we’re afraid the Bathmat Police will charge us with a crime? Well, fear not, my fellow shower-loving ladies, because here’s the truth – peeing in the shower is actually a green and savvy choice. It conserves water by not flushing the toilet unnecessarily, and let’s be honest, it’s just plain convenient.
And before you start worrying about hygiene, let me tell you – the amount of water running in the shower should wash away any harmful bacteria. So next time someone gives you the side-eye when you mention this topic, you can confidently tell them that you’re just trying to save the planet, one shower pee at a time.
Roaming about Butt Naked at Home
When it comes to things girls do behind closed doors, one activity that may surprise guys is roaming about butt-naked at home. Yes, you read that right! Contrary to popular belief, not just guys like to let it all hang out. In fact, many women enjoy the freedom and comfort of strutting around their homes in their birthday suits.
Whether it’s after a long day at work or on lazy weekends, there’s something liberating about shedding all your clothes and letting your body breathe. Of course, girls keep this strictly private activity hidden from guys, but now you know the truth! So go ahead, break out of your own inhibitions, and join us on the naked bandwagon. Trust us; it’s worth it!
Dealing with a Wedgie
Let’s face it; we’ve all been there – the dreaded wedgie. Whether it’s from a pair of too-tight jeans or a pair of ill-fitting undies, it’s a discomfort that’s hard to ignore. So what does a girl do when her derriere feels less than fabulous? Well, first and foremost, resist the urge to dig in and adjust in public. Trust me; no one wants to see that. Instead, head to the nearest bathroom and discreetly take care of business.
But before you go yanking at your undies like a crazy person, take a deep breath and assess the situation. Can you wiggle your way out of it? Or do you need to do some adjusting? Whatever you do, do it with grace and confidence – because, let’s be real, there’s nothing more embarrassing than getting caught picking your wedgie in public. And if all else fails, invest in some high-quality undies that will keep your tush feeling fabulous all day long.
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